Breathers is a dark comedy about the challenges of being a zombie. It’s like Fight Club meets Shaun of the Dead, only with the zombies as the good guys. For fans of Max Brooks’s The Zombie Survival Guide and zombie aficionados everywhere, a hilarious debut novel about life (and love) after death. Read Breathers: A Zombie’s Lament book reviews & author details and more at S.G. Browne’s ‘Breathers: A Zombie’s Lament’ is a fun read from a very.

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Feb 15, Mandie rated it really liked it Shelves: The black humor had me laughing out loud even as my skin crawled.

Zombies Are People, Too. Aug 20, Kemper bresthers it really liked it Shelves: A stellar cover is usually a determining factor in me picking out books to read i.

If you’ve never had a masturbatory fantasy about what would happen if Chuck Palahniuk and Alan Ball had a zombie love child, then you probably wouldn’t understand. Man becomes zombie, falls in love with other zombie, gets involved with a rogue zombie who eats human flesh, hilarity ensues.

Browne Read by Kirby Heyborne Category: I’m not saying this is a bad thing. The ending is rather abrupt and cruel and somewhat out of place, in my opinion, to the rest of the novel.


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He gets an extra star for some of the details and the world-building, but this feels like amateur hour that stumbled into print. This book has it all – the blood and gore of typical zombie fare, but also romance who wouldn’t love a twenty-something hottie, even with the stitches at her wrists and throat, who happens to eat lipstick like it was going out of stylehumor I’m sorry, b BREATHERS was an impulse Amazon buy, nreathers when I purchased a separate zombie anthology.

It was fantastic, everything was tasteless up till then, so they wanted more. There is only one scene where Andy finally acts like a zombie and chomps on his psychiatrists face.

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Mar 16, Harpal Khalsa rated it liked it. This article about a horror novel of the s is a stub. Transfer the Boehner to a carving board or platter, tent with foil, and let rest for at least 45 minutes and up to 1 hour before carving and serving. Turns out this man is also a zombie.

He can totally write. Here we go, “If you’ve never been in a room full of zombies eating freshly cooked pieces of human flesh, then you probably wouldn’t understand.

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Discovering that Andy has to bathe in Pine-Sol to mask the smell of his rot, and watching the battle of wills between Andy and his grossed out father play out, make for some funny reading.

Hysterical, profound and disturbing.

Me reading this book is a case of cover love. View all 4 comments. There are 3 major characters: Honestly, see it as a cop-out for trying to weave emotions into a zombie breathera making us, the readers, understand.

I’ve never read zombie swoon before but it was most excellentand the ending will leave you wanting more. Of course these recipes are a joke.

I do believe I actually really enjoyed a lot of things about this book. If you’re a flesh eating Zombie, then so be it!

Breathers: A Zombie’s Lament

What ensues is a hilariously sarcastic point of view of life after death. The one with the younger kid.

This is what Breathers is about. For me Breathers starts off great, but loses steam at the end.